7.11 Adventures in Babysitting (Transcript)
7.11 Adventures In Babysitting
Written by: Adam Glass
Directed by: Jeannot Szwarc
Air Date: 6 January 2012NOW
DINER – NIGHT
A MAN is sitting at a table, watching a suggestively-dressed WOMAN talking to a man outside. A WAITRESS tops up his coffee.
MAN:
Thank you.
WAITRESS:
Sure. You've been here a couple nights in a row now.
MAN:
What can I say? I like the ambience.
WAITRESS:
Get you anything else?
The MAN sees the WOMAN outside lead the man away with her arms hooked around one of his.
MAN:
No, thanks.
The MAN takes money from his pocket and we see that he is carrying a knife.
WAITRESS:
Thanks. Keep safe out there.
The WOMAN and the man she is with walk between trucks parked outside the diner. The MAN with the knife follows them, knife drawn. As he walks slowly between the trucks, the WAITRESS appears behind him.
WAITRESS:
Hey, there. You lost?
MAN:
What?
The MAN’s vision is blurry.
MAN:
Excuse me...
WAITRESS:
Ooh-hoo. You're looking a little Cabo Wabo, there.
MAN:
No. No, I'm fine.
WAITRESS:
No. You're not. I slipped a little special sauce into your coffee while you were watching the skirt. You do know we're venomous, right?
The WAITRESS’s pupils become almost vertical.
WAITRESS:
Looks like I didn't dose you quite hard enough. That's okay. There's more where that came from.
The WAITRESS smiles, revealing pointed, snake-like teeth. She throws the MAN against a truck. He falls to the ground, dropping the knife.
WAITRESS:
That's for the crappy tip.
