Crack

The term crack is used to signify stories that are so strangely insane they can only be written and read under the influence of heavy drugs.

The relationship between fans and Crackfic, too, is one of a loving addiction.

'Crackfic' is less a genre of fanfiction and more a categorisation based on its premise. 'Crackfic' is fanfiction whose scenario is a marked departure from the reality of the original text (in this case, Supernatural).

Crackfic is a thriving genre in Supernatural fanfiction, arguably because of the permissability of the canon, wherein these out-of-the-ordinary things happen as a matter of course.

'Crackfic' is named thus due to the outrageousness of the premises it depicts - i.e. you'd have to be on crack cocaine in order to think up things like this.

This list was started in 2006, when fandom was small. Obviously the number of fics in these categories now is huge. To find more recent examples visit Rec Communities.

There are a number of cliche crack scenarios that make the rounds of any number of fandoms, such as Genderswap, Bodyswap, Animal Transformation, Sex pollen, etc.

See also:

• Kink
• AU
• Crossover

CrackList

WARNINGS AND DISCLAIMER:

The stories linked here may contain sexually explicit material. Stories will provide specific warnings, ratings and disclaimers in their header, please take the responsibility of paying attention to those.

Notes on contributing:

The following fics are examples of the different crack genres. It is open for editing and additions, just:

• follow the existing format
• sort by first posted date, i.e. the date of first posting for the first chapter of a serial
• link to the posters journal or website if possible, rather than a community post.

For the biggest link archive of Supernatural fic visit the Supernatural Fic Link Archive.

Body Swap

2006-01-16 / A Day In The Life by laminy

2006-02-20 / unnamed snippet by slytherinblack

2006-03-01 / Turn It Over and by monkiedude

2006-02-20 / porny outtake from 'Turn It Over And' by monkiedude

2006-03-01 / Flip It Back Over by ethrosdemon

2006-03-06 / This Bloody Road by trollprincess (character death, gen)

2006-04-27 / a little superstitious now by estrella30

2006-04-30 / give or take the subject or the verb by joyfulgirl41

2006-06-06 / porny 'Turn It Over And' snippet/outtake by monkiedude

2006-06-12 / Switched by mummyluvr

2006-08-15 / There's gotta be a punch line in here somewhere by lyra_wing

2006-10-17 / A Mile In Another's Shoes by flawedamythyst (Sam<=>little-girl, gen)

2007-05-21 / Like Father, Like Sons by jenowago (gen)

2007-06-16 / It Counts by lynne_mitchell

2007-08-11 / Palatine by setissma

2007-12-26 / Keep Our Minds on the Sum of Each Other by lazy_daze

2008-02-22 / All That's Left To Chart by ignited - J2 AU

Gender Switch

2005-11-27 / Man, I Feel Like A Woman by lyra_wing

2005-11-29 / That Old Slippery Slope by scribblinlenore

2005-12-06 / Opportunistic Lover by joyfulgirl41

2006-01-13 / unfinished snippets of The Venus Way by goddessleila

2006-01-27 / porn scene from The Venus Way by goddessleila

2006-01-17 / Wayward Son (1/?) by slytherinblack (WIP)

2006-02-05 / The City of Angels (and Demons and Lawyers) by joyfulgirl41 (Angel/SPN crossover, with priestiform cameo)

2006-02-26 / Ecce Crucem Domini by unautremonde

2006-03-07 / How Am I Gonna Keep Myself Away From Me by ethrosdemon

2006-03-10 / Lost in Subtle Metaphor by princess-bunny (gen)

2006-03-19 / This Would Be A Good Time For Plan B by omgwtf42

2006-03-22 / Dancing Backward by janissa11 (WIP)

2006-04-04 / This One Time, In a Michelle Pfeiffer Movie... by trollprincess

2006-04-10 / ...And the Horse You Rode In On (interlude for 'This One Time...') by trollprincess

2006-04-10 / Sew Buttons on Ice Cream (See If They Stick) (interlude for 'This One Time...') by trollprincess

2006-04-17 / Keep Your Voice Down, Stupid (interlude for 'This One Time...') by trollprincess

2006-04-20 / The Road to Hell by SerenityChaos (WIP)

2006-05-08 / An Unexpected Twist by marie72

2006-05-14 / Boobs and Haircurlers by thisissirius

2006-06-12 / Bind But Till Sleep by olivia j.h.

2006-06-13 / The D Word by hopeful-fiction (Dean/fc's, crossover with The L Word - Rec!)

2006-06-13 / Ashes Ashes/We All Fall Down by spinnyroses

2006-06-17 / Couldn't Put Together Again by spinnyroses

2006-07-24 / Jill Came Tumbling After by Spinny Roses

2006-08-11 / When It Was Cold Outside by La Folle Allure

2006-08-16 / Immutable Law 1 2 3 4 5 by gekizetsu

2006-08-23 / Beyond All Recognition by olivia j.h.

2006-10-02 / Ready or Not by monkeyflower

2006-10-03 / A Change in the Water by Sanyin

2006-10-17 / The Other Side by Cherryscott (WIP)

2006-11-28 / Never Again by marie72 (alternative ending to An Unexpected Twist)

2006-12-30 / Earth Mother Pt 1 / Pt 2 (John/Dean) by Linda Atkinson

2006-12-19 / That Old White Magic by Lenore

2006-12-26 / Flood of Water by sevenfists

2007-01-20 / Lifts and Separates by uschickens

2007-02-01 / Hiding in Plain Sight by antiship

2007-02-12 / I Saw the Starry Skies, Painted the Earth in Gold by drvsilla

2007-02-25 / For A Limited Time Only by alizarin_nyc

2007-03-09 / Little White Flowers by onelittlesleep

2007-04-01 / But Lately I See Her Ribbons and Her Bows by notthequiettype

2007-04-02 / You Just Stand Still, Look Pretty by marishna

2007-04-10 / Hitting the High Notes by oxoniensis (gen)

2007-05-06 / Isochronism by minkmix

2007-05-12 / Thicker Than Water by valiant

2007-05-28 / Round and Round by mickeym

2007-05-11 / As We Are So Wonderfully Done With Each Other by sweetestdrain

2007-06-02 / The Grass Isn't Always Greener Pt 1 pt 2 P3 Pt 4 by Linda Atkinson

2007-07-02 / Radical Feminism by setissma

2007-07-05 / Gender Studies by setissma

2007-07-26 / Girls Want to be With the Girls by immoralilly and unamaga

2007-10-01 / Continue As You Were by katjad

Mpreg

Male-Pregnancy

2005-12-26 / unnamed snippet by ponderosa121

2006-02-12 / deliberately cracky snippet by ginalin

2006-02-21 / expecting by cathybites

2006-03-10 / What To Expect by onetimeoffer

2006-06-11 / Seeds of Vengeance Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4 / Part 5 / Part 6 / Part 7 / Part 8 / End by isolde13

2006-07-26 / Boy, One Day You’ll Be A Man by laminy

2006-07-26 / Look What Love Has Done by laminy (WIP)

2006-08-09 / Grandcars by derryderrydown (Metallicar/Truckzilla)

2006-11-06 / I Put a Spell on You (Because You're Mine) by estrella30 (also Wingfic)

2006-11-12 / Saturday's Child 1 2 /3/ 4A/4B/5 by Linda Atkinson (John/Dean)

2006-11-24 / Holiday Fluff Advent Style: Day One by scribblinlenore

2007-01-01 / Just a brass diamond ring by lyra_wing (Sam/Dean)

2007-02-18 / 5 Times Dean Winchester Did Not Get Knocked Up by ifyouweremine (implied OMCs/Dean)

2007-02-27 / The Plague Pt 1 / Pt 2 / Pt 3A / Pt 3B / Pt 4A/ Pt 4B/ Pt 5A/ Pt 5B / Pt 6A/ Pt 6B/ Pt 7/ Pt 8 / Pt 9A/ Pt 9B/ Pt 10 Pt 11A Pt 11B Pt 12A Pt 12B Pt 13A Pt 13B Pt 14A Pt 14B Pt 15A Pt 15B Pt 16A Pt 16B (Sam/Dean, John/Bobby) by Linda Atkinson

2007-04-22 / And They Don't Even Call The Next Morning by halfshellvenus (PG-13, GEN)

2007-05-08 / The Melon Strolling 'Verse by not_refined

2007-06-19 / The Killing Moon by poisontaster Sam/Dean, (25 part, complete)

2007-10-27/ Shadow Land Pt 1 Pt 2 Pt 3 Pt 4 AU John/Bobby; Sam/Dean by Linda Atkinson

Cross Dressing

2005-12-26 / unnamed snippet by ponderosa121

2006-03-26 / go the other way by sevenfists

2006-05-01 / Good Girls Wear Hose by dodger_winslow (gen)

2006-05-30 / Losing a Bet by aracale

2006-05-11 / Halloween by angstslashhope

2006-09-21 / Seventy-Six Trombones Played Gloria Gayner by teand

2006-10-01 / Go The Other Way (The Liquor In The Front Remix) by trollprincess

2007-05-09 / A Nice Day To Start Again by blue soaring and ponderosa121 (gen with subtext)

2007-07-01 / Nothing at all but a brown school and a dead shopping mall by restless_jedi

2007-11-07 / The Spirit of Franklin Porter by azraelz_angel

2008-04-01 / It's high time, just one crack at life by sin_of_pride

Amnesia Fic

2006-03-20 / Tabula rasa by lyra-wing

2006-04-30 / Memories of Me by Gillian Middleton

2006-05-07 / Of Bastard Saints by nilchance (gen)

2007-07-19 / Lost in the Sea of Sky by halfshellvenus

2006-08-15 / A Fine and Private Place by ellipsisblack

2006-09-27 / Far be it from me to forget you by mikhale

2006-10-25 / Three ways the Winchesters never lost their memory by angstslashhope

2006-12-28 / put our backs to the north wind. by elohvee (S/D)

2007-02-04 / Under Hill by astolat

2007-03-25 / In Every Dream Home by theyscreamofyou

Time Travel

2006-01-18 / comment snippet by cathybites

2006-08-08 / Annus Mirabilis by ellipsisblack

2006-08-13 / Sentio Aquilos Togatos Contra Me Conspirare by ellipsisblack

2006-09-25 / Walk Like an Egyptian by restless_jedi

2006-12-17 / Skinning Schrodinger's Cat by lyra_wing

2008-04-29 / Who Knows What The Truth Is by chaosrosa

De-ageification

2006-02-26 / Balance of Power part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, part 6 by mayatawi (WIP)

2006-04-01 / Under a Haystack by janissa11 (gen)

2006-04-14 / Innocent by mona1347 (gen, mental de-age)

2006-12-14 / The hands of time by rozzy07 (gen)

2007-10-11 / Walk like a man by hkath (gen)

2008-01-26 / Wastwed on the young by katjad and memphis86 (J2, NC-17)

Wing!fic

People with wings, and the brothers who love them

2006-03-01 / Becoming by Miss Meehan

2006-04-14 / Crystal Blue Persuasion by wrenscribbles (also curse!fic)

2006-04-15 / That Which Abides: After All of This by Maygra

2006-04-29 / In Miles, In Laughter, In Strife by lyra-wing (minor wing-content)

2006-05-24 / And we are here as on a darkling plain by lyra-wing

2006-06-10 / That Which Abides: Communion by Maygra

2006-06-25 / On What Wings by groaty

2006-09-26 / Equally Cursed and Blessed by Nymeria

2006-10-06 / Angels Without Wings Series by Spinny Roses

2006-10-08 / Three Point Landing by gekizetsu (Entire series here)

2006-10-28 / On Angel's Wings by mummyluvr (gen)

2006-10-13 / Beyond the Sight of Angels (Supernatural, wingfic,PG-13) 1/1 by Spinny Roses

2006-10-20 / Outside the Scent of Death (Supernatural, Dean/Sam, R) 1/1 by Spinny Roses

2006-11-11 / Angsy/Drama/General Wing!Fic, Dark Wings, R by lyra_wing

2006-11-30 / The weight of Dumah, for us to bear (R) by lyra_wing

2006-12-09 / WInchester Wings (S/D, Adult) by cattraine

2006-11-01 / If My Wings Should Fail Me by grammar_glamour

2006-11-06 / I Put a Spell on You (Because You're Mine) by estrella30 (also Wingfic)

2006-11-08 / Dead Men Tell Great Tales by Maygra (gen)

2006-11-16 / Four Wall Rule by gekizetsu (sequel to Three Point Landing)

2006-11-22 / With a wink and a smile by Nymeria (ficlet sequel to Equally Cursed and Blessed)

2006-11-25 / Reap the Wild Wind by Maygra (pre-slash)

2006-12-18 / unnamed comment porn by unamaga

2006-12-19 / Fine Line by annella

2006-12-19 / No Angel by zionsstarfish

2006-12-24 / In a Flap by darkhavens

2007-01-04 / Writing on the Wall by Maygra (slash - part of the Reaper Verse)

2007-01-07 / Pleading the Fifth by gekizetsu (sequel to Three Point Landing & Four Wall Rule)

2007-01-14 / Speaking in Tongues by Maygra (slash - part of the Reaper Verse)

2007-01-27 / The Dalliance of the Angels, adult by crazywritinfool

2007-02-04 / Animalia (R) by zionsstarfish

2007-02-17 / Forgetting To Fall by Kellifer_fic

2007-03-20 / Learning To Fly by Kellifer_fic

2007-04-04 / Coming Down Is the Hardest Thing (Dean, gen, PG) by theladyscribe

2007-04-25 / The Air In Between by Kellifer_fic

2007-06-07 / Angel (John/Ellen), wing!fic by starhawk2005

2007-07-03 / Feather Weight by kellifer_fic

2007-09-04 / Phoenix from the ashes by benitle

2007-12-30 / dreaming long grass and birds on the wire by oxoniensis

2007-01-09 / a lie the size of the sky by oxoniensis

2008-05-02 / The Rain in Spain by athenaps

Animal Transformation

When talking about Sam's 'Puppy eyes' gets a little literal.

2006-03-15 / The Thing! by kbk (gen)

2006-05-21 / Brother’s Best Friend by Aro (gen)

2006-06-13 / Belling the Tiger by Juli (S/D)

2006-07-13 / To Everyone Who Thinks Sam Looks Like a Puppy: You Have No Fucking Idea, by Dean Winchester by moonythestrals (S/D)

2006-07-26 / Easy, Tiger by Dean and Sammy (WIP, gen)

2006-10-08 / Maw by kellifer_fic (gen)

2006-11-01 / Care and Feeding by fools_game (gen), sequel For Keeps (S/D)

2006-11-09 / Here Kitty, Kitty by DaniKitten (Cat-person, S/D)

2006-12-03 / The Magic of Christmas by unhobbityhobbit (gen)

2006-12-22 / Light of Day, Dark of Moon by Maygra (gen)

2007-01-09 / Mister Sparkles by ignipes (Dean/Unicorn!Sam, R)

2007-01-09 / Too Big for This World by krisomniac {Percheron!Dean, gen)

2007-01-09 / Stallion mentality by missyjack (pg-13)

2007-01-27 / Distraction by unhobbityhobbit (gen)

2007-3-15 / I can't quit you baby by xaara (cursed sheep)

2007-03-24 / 101 Dalmatians (or why Dean Winchester suddenly starts barking) by benitle

2007-03-28 / There Otter Be a Law by bone (gen)

2007-04-25 / Gods and Monsters by Silverkit (gen) (Sam!Cat, Dean!Cat)

2008-02-20 / The One Where Dean Turns Into a Talking Cat by ifyouweremine (gen)

2008-03-13 / Man's Best Friend by belyste J2

2008-03-19 / Glory Be (What a Sight to See) by kroki_refur (gen)

2008-04-24 / Hissy-fit by damerel (S/D, NC-17)

Werewolf fic

2006-05-18 / On the banks of the Tiber by angstslashhope (gen-ish S/D)

2006-05-22 / Three Ways the Winchesters Were Never Werewolves by angstslashhope (gen)

2006-06-29 / Field of Mars sequel to 'On the banks of the Tiber' by angstslashhope (gen)

2006-12-05 / Ex Luna Scientia by coffee_in_bed (John/Mary, Sam/Jess, Dean/Cassie, Sam/Dean)

2007-10-14 / The Werewolf 'Verse by kiraynn (Sam/Dean)

Vampire fic

2005-12-20 / Story 1, Five Things That Never Happened To Dean Winchester by lyra-wing

2006-01-27 / Venom Series by audrarose

2006-04-12 / The Kindest Cut by guede_mazaka (long, good)

2006-04-18 / Sweetest Perfection by la-folle-allure (f-locked?)

2007-06-26 / Share and Share Alike by silverkit

Post-Dead Man's Blood

2006-04-21 / Last Rites by trollprincess

2006-04-23 / For Life by ashlesha17

2006-04-14 / Badlands sequel to 'The Kindest Cut' by guede_mazaka (AU for DMB)

2006-04-25 / One Step Ahead by pixel-0 (gen)

2006-04-27 / Blood Brothers 1, part 2 by deviant_dev (WIP)

2006-04-24 / Bring Me to Life by acostilow

2006-05-08 / The Road Less Travelled sequel to 'Badlands by guede_mazaka

2006-08-03 / devil tips his hat by wheebubbles

2006-08-21 / Smirk by tigriswolf

2006-09-06 / Count the Months by albydarned

2006-09-15 / What a Brother Wouldn't Do by Kellifer_fic

2006-10-08 / Learned Behavior by Spinny Roses

2006-10-13 / A Thousand Ways by audrarose

2006-11-12 / The End by Kellifer_fic

2007-10-27 / Blood Moon Rising Pt 1/ Pt 2 / Pt 3 / Pt 4 by Linda Atkinson

Defies Description

2005-01-05 / When Siblings E-attack by eighth-horizon (gen)

2005-07-27 / Emails of a Fabric Softener Teddy Bear by Dean and Sammy

2006-06-20 / Drunk Sam Writes to Stephen King - Letter#1 Pet Sematary by gekizetsu (art & text)

2006-06-20 / Drunk Sam Writes to Stephen King - Letter#2 The Shining by gekizetsu (art & text)

2006-06-29 / Drunk Sam Writes to Stephen King - Letter#3 Christine by gekizetsu (art & text)

2006-08-03 / Drunk Sam Writes to Stephen King - Letter#4 It by gekizetsu (art & text)

2006-09-27 / 14 days, 12 hours, and 26 minutes after the fact (S/D Groundhog Day) by restless_jedi

2006-10-05 / Of Galleons and Ghosties (S/D pirate CrackFic) by halfshellvenus

2006-11-06 / I Put a Spell on You (Because You're Mine) by estrella30 (also Wingfic, mpreg, tenactles and genderswap)

2006-11-22 / thy love which is forbidden by estrella30 (Sam/paddle boat)

2007-01-04 / Special Hell Cell Phone by missyjack (art & text)

2007-02-11 / His Life Became a Valentine (S/D post-IMTOD incorporeal sex) by restless_jedi

2007-01-23 / The biology and ecology of Jared Padalecki by missyjack

2007-02-12 / Man’s Best Friend by sarah_p (Dean has a LiveJournal)

2007-03-02 / Dean Winchester’s Big Bad Guide to Ass-Kicking, Demon Hunting, and More by ifyouweremine

2007-03-07 / Life is a Banquet (And Some Poor Suckers Are Starving To Death) by meadowmines

2007-04-03 / It Just Gets Harder When You Ask Why by spikess (Curtis/alien)

2007-04-08 / An Unusual Predicament of Utmost Import by ifyouweremine (Sam/Dean, Sam/teen!Dean, Sam/Dean/Sam, Sam/Dean/Jared/Jensen)

2007-17-05 / Supernatural Charlie the Unicorn

2007-08-04 / Bounce With Me! by Lynne_Mitchell (Pooh Character!Supernatural Cast)

2007-08-14 / Bobby Singer's Three Handy Tips for Surviving the Winchesters by deirdre_c (comic)

2007-04-14 / Rubby Ducky (You're The One) by impertinence (Dean is turned into a rubber duck)

2007-09-25 / Body & Soul featuring Eros!Dean and Psyche!Sam by memphis86

2007-10-17 / Holier Than Thou (Or: Why Evil Smells Like Pee) by gekizetsu

2007-10-29 / The Way Every Season Should Totally End by spikess (art & text)

2007-12-03 / Demon Jesus vs. Raptor Jesus by ifyouweremine

2007-12-23 / The Deal by sumthinlikhuman

2009-04-01 / Firefox News April Fools Joke about Supernatural

2009-09-18 / We were supposed to be together by maddonna001 (Jared and Jensen are Care Bears)

Yak Fucking

2006-07-18 / Public Service Announcement by gekizetsu (fanart)

2006-07-23 / Untitled Fic?by gekizetsu

2006-07-25 / Animal Loversby ignipes

2006-07-25 / Of Noble Pursuitsby drvsilla

2006-07-27 / Were-yak by angstslashhope

2006-08-01 / Rent(-a-)Yak by angstslashhope

2006-08-02 / Never Again by missyjack

2007-12-28 / A Study on Yak Fuckers, Yak Fucking, and Hunting Yak Fuckers by the_brat_i_am

Impala Crack

2006-08-09 / Grandcars by derryderrydown (Metallicar/Truckzilla)

2006-11-02 / Will Hunt the Night and Chase the Road by onelittlesleep (Dean/Impala)

2007-04-04 / Look what my baby can do by dramaphile (Gen, PG-13, Transformers xover)

2007-04-05 / Manual Overide by dramaphile (Sam/Dean, Transformers xover)

2007-07-15 / More than meets the eye by astolat (Sam/Dean/Impala, NC-17, xover with Transformers)

2007-08-12 / Get Your Motor Running by ze-pink-lady(Dean Winchester/Impala, Dean/Sam, NC-17)

2007-10-15 / The Love Bug carpreg, implied multi-generational incest. Written by katjad, phaballa, wendy, naus221 and notthequiettype for American Fic Idol at Wincon 07.

2007-11-29 / What to Expect When Your Impala's Expecting by epeeblade (PG-13, Impala/Original Male Car)

2007-12-04 / Drinking Gasoline (The Internal Combustion Engine Remix) by untrue-accounts (Dean/Impala = OTP, Dean/OFC, Sam/Impala, Sam/Dean, R)

Bad!fic

We've all read fic that made our brains ache, but that usually wasn't the author's original intention. bad!fic is a genre of purposefully horrific fic. These stories set out to assault the reader with horrendous pairings, clusters of cliches and general abuse of the language.

2007-10-15 / The Love Bug carpreg, implied multi-generational incest. Written for American Fic Idol at Wincon 07.

2007-10-15 / Leopard porn Sam/leopard!Dean. Written for American Fic Idol at Wincon 07.

2007-10-15 / Of Accidental Buttsex and Mary Sue J2, Jared/Mary, Jensen/Mary. Written for American Fic Idol at Wincon 07.