Crack

The term crack is used to signify stories that are so strangely insane they can only be written and read under the influence of heavy drugs.

The relationship between fans and Crackfic, too, is one of a loving addiction.

'Crackfic' is less a genre of fanfiction and more a categorisation based on its premise. 'Crackfic' is fanfiction whose scenario is a marked departure from the reality of the original text (in this case, Supernatural).

Crackfic is a thriving genre in Supernatural fanfiction, arguably because of the permissability of the canon, wherein these out-of-the-ordinary things happen as a matter of course.

'Crackfic' is named thus due to the outrageousness of the premises it depicts - i.e. you'd have to be on crack cocaine in order to think up things like this.

There are a number of cliche crack scenarios that make the rounds of any number of fandoms, such as Genderswap, Bodyswap, Animal Transformation, Sex Pollen, etc.

CrackList

So, this is a big 'ol list of Supernatural crack, y'know, all the standard multi-fandom crack plots, kinks and cliches, with the more Supernatural-specific ones, such as Succubi Made Us Do It. Why? It just grew out of two earlier LJ lists, so here's what we've got so far...

WARNINGS AND DISCLAIMER: This is some dangerous crack here. I am not responsible for your brain dribbling out your ears after reading this. I've mostly tagged if it *isn't* wincest.

Notes on contributing: This is open for editing and additions, just:

• follow the existing format
• sort by first posted date, i.e. the date of first posting for the first chapter of a serial
• link to the posters journal or website if possible, rather than a comm
• you can add 'by author' - it just hasn't been done to the existing links because it's a biggish job

Crack

Body Swap

2006-02-20 / unnamed snippet by slytherinblack

2006-03-01 / Turn It Over and by monkiedude Rec

2006-02-20 / porny outtake from 'Turn It Over And' by monkiedude

2006-03-01 / Flip It Back Over by ethrosdemon

2006-03-06 / This Bloody Road by trollprincess (character death, gen)

2006-04-27 / a little superstitious now by estrella30

2006-04-30 / give or take the subject or the verb by joyfulgirl41

2006-06-06 / porny 'Turn It Over And' snippet/outtake by monkiedude

2006-08-15 / There's gotta be a punch line in here somewhere by lyra_wing

Gender Switch

2005-11-27 / Man, I Feel Like A Woman by lyra_wing

2005-11-29 / That Old Slippery Slope by scribblinlenore

2005-12-06 / Opportunistic Lover by joyfulgirl41

2006-01-13 / unfinished snippets of The Venus Way by goddessleila

2006-01-27 / porn scene from The Venus Way by goddessleila

2006-01-17 / Wayward Son (1/?) by slytherinblack (WIP)

2006-02-05 / The City of Angels (and Demons and Lawyers) by joyfulgirl41 (Angel/SPN crossover, with priestiform cameo)

2006-02-26 / Ecce Crucem Domini by unautremonde

2006-03-08 / But Wind Enough, and Time by moveablehistory

2006-03-07 / How Am I Gonna Keep Myself Away From Me by ethrosdemon

2006-03-10 / Lost in Subtle Metaphor by princess-bunny (gen)

2006-03-19 / This Would Be A Good Time For Plan B by omgwtf42

2006-03-22 / Dancing Backward by janissa11 (WIP)

2006-04-04 / This One Time, In a Michelle Pfeiffer Movie... by trollprincess

2006-04-10 / ...And the Horse You Rode In On (interlude for 'This One Time...') by trollprincess

2006-04-10 / Sew Buttons on Ice Cream (See If They Stick) (interlude for 'This One Time...') by trollprincess

2006-04-17 / Keep Your Voice Down, Stupid (interlude for 'This One Time...') by trollprincess

2006-04-20 / The Road to Hell by SerenityChaos (WIP)

2006-05-08 / An Unexpected Twist by marie72

2006-05-14 / Boobs and Haircurlers by thisissirius

2006-05-31 / Cliches are True Though by princess-bunny

2006-06-12 / bind but till sleep by olivia-notebook

2006-06-13 / The D Word by hopeful-fiction (Dean/fc's, crossover with The L Word - Rec!)

2006-06-13 / Ashes Ashes/We All Fall Down by spinnyroses

2006-06-17 / Couldn't Put Together Again by spinnyroses

2006-08-16 / Immutable Law by gekisetsu

2006-08-28 / Beyond All Recognition by olivia-notebook

Mpreg

2005-12-26 / unnamed snippet by ponderosa121

2006-02-12 / deliberately cracky snippet by ginalin

2006-02-21 / expecting by cathybites

2006-03-08 / But Wind Enough, and Time by moveablehistory

2006-03-10 / What To Expect by onetimeoffer

2006-06-11 / Seeds of Vengeance by isolde13

2006-07-26 / Boy, One Day You’ll Be A Man by laminy

2006-07-26 / Look What Love Has Done by laminy (WIP)

2006-11-12 / Saturday's Child 1 2 by Linda Atkinson (John/Dean, WIP)

Cross Dressing

2005-12-26 / unnamed snippet by ponderosa121

2006-03-26 / go the other way by sevenfists

2006-05-01 / Good Girls Wear Hose by dodger_winslow (gen)

2006-05-30 / Losing a Bet by aracale

2006-05-11 / Halloween by angstslashhope

2006-10-01 / Go The Other Way (The Liquor In The Front Remix) by trollprincess

Amnesia Fic

2006-03-20 / Tabula rasa by lyra-wing

2006-04-30 / Memories of Me by Gillian Middleton

2006-05-07 / Of Bastard Saints by nilchance (gen)

2006-08-15 / A Fine and Private Place by ellipsisblack

2006-10-25 / Three ways the Winchesters never lost their memory by angstslashhope

Time Travel

2006-01-18 / comment snippet by cathybites

2006-08-08 / Annus Mirabilis by ellipsisblack

2006-08-13 / Sentio Aquilos Togatos Contra Me Conspirare by ellipsisblack

De-ageification?

2006-02-26 / Balance of Power part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, part 6 by mayatawi (WIP)

2006-04-01 / Under a Haystack by janissa11 (gen)

2006-04-14 / Innocent by mona1347 (gen, mental de-age)

2006-04-22 / do-over by olivia-notebook (gen)

Wing!fic

2006-03-01 / Becoming by Miss Meehan

2006-04-14 / Crystal Blue Persuasion by wrenscribbles (also curse!fic)

2006-04-15 / That Which Abides: After All of This by Maygra

2006-04-29 / In Miles, In Laughter, In Strife by lyra-wing (minor)

2006-05-24 / And we are here as on a darkling plain by lyra-wing

2006-06-10 / That Which Abides: Communion by Maygra

2006-06-25 / On What Wings by groaty

2006-10-08 / Three Point Landing by gekizetsu

2006-11-01 / If My Wings Should Fail Me by grammar_glamour

2006-11-08 / Dead Men Tell Great Tales by Maygra (gen)

2006-11-16 / Four Wall Rule by gekizetsu (sequel to Three Point Landing)

Animal Transformation

I.e. When talking about Sam's 'Puppy eyes' gets a little literal.

2006-03-15 / The Thing! by kbk (gen)

2006-05-21 / Brother’s Best Friend by Aro (gen)

2006-07-13 / To Everyone Who Thinks Sam Looks Like a Puppy: You Have No Fucking Idea, by Dean Winchester by moonythestrals (S/D)

2006-07-26 / Easy, Tiger by Dean and Sammy (WIP, gen)

Werewolf fic

2006-05-18 / On the banks of the Tiber by angstslashhope (gen-ish S/D)

2006-05-22 / Three Ways the Winchesters Were Never Werewolves by angstslashhope (gen)

2006-06-29 / Field of Mars sequel to 'On the banks of the Tiber' by angstslashhope (gen)

Vampire fic

2005-12-20 / Story 1, Five Things That Never Happened To Dean Winchester by lyra-wing

2006-01-27 / Venom Series by audrarose

2006-04-12 / The Kindest Cut by guede_mazaka (long, good)

2006-04-18 / Sweetest Perfection by la-folle-allure (f-locked?)

2006-10-13 / A Thousand Ways by audrarose

Post-Dead Man's Blood

2006-04-21 / Last Rites by trollprincess

2006-04-23 / For Life by ashlesha17

2006-04-14 / Badlands sequel to 'The Kindest Cut' by guede_mazaka (AU for DMB)

2006-04-25 / One Step Ahead by pixel-0 (gen)

2006-04-27 / Blood Brothers 1, part 2 by deviant_dev (WIP)

2006-04-24 / Bring Me to Life by acostilow (COMPLETE)

2006-05-08 / The Road Less Travelled sequel to 'Badlands by guede_mazaka

2006-08-03 / devil tips his hat by wheebubbles

2006-09-06 / Count the Months by albydarned

[Incomplete liek woah!]

Speshul Crack Category?

2005-01-05 / When Siblings E-attack by eighth-horizon (gen)

2005-07-27 / Emails of a Fabric Softener Teddy Bear by Dean and Sammy

2006-06-20 / Drunk Sam Writes to Stephen King - Letter#1 Pet Sematary by gekizetsu (art & text)

2006-06-20 / Drunk Sam Writes to Stephen King - Letter#2 The Shining by gekizetsu (art & text)

2006-06-29 / Drunk Sam Writes to Stephen King - Letter#3 Christine by gekizetsu (art & text)

2006-08-03 / Drunk Sam Writes to Stephen King - Letter#4 It by gekizetsu (art & text)

Yak Fucking

2006-07-18 / Public Service Announcement by gekizetsu (fanart)

2006-07-23 / Untitled Fic?by gekizetsu

2006-07-25 / Animal Loversby ignipes

2006-07-25 / Of Noble Pursuitsby drvsilla

2006-07-27 / Were-yak by angstslashhope

2006-08-01 / Rent(-a-)Yak by angstslashhope

Kidnapping

2006-07-12 / Cracked Perfecting Images by sparkofire

2006-10-14 / The Promise by Gillian Middleton

Crack Cliches (sex)

Sex Pollen!

2006-01-18 / unnamed sex pollen ficlet by ficbyzee

2006-03-05 / Tempt not a desperate man by lmo_loves_me

2006-05-17 / And All These Twisted Thoughts I See by poisontaster

Succubi Made Us Do It

2005-10-08 / Shell of Shotgun, Pint of Gin [Edit: Corrected name, was 'hippogryff fic'] by nilchance Rec

2005-10-27 / Night Out by acostilow (Sam/Dean/OFC)

2005-11-10 / Such Sweet Ruin by scribblinlenore (Temptation Goddess, close enough?)

2005-12-17 / The Secret Life of Demons (Dean/OMC, no wincest) (Page Error?)

2006-01-29 / The Rules Remain a Mystery by joyfulgirl41

2006-03-09 / You let me complicate you by trollprincess

2006-02-12 / Take It All Away by mona1347 (part 2 in a series)

2006-04-03 / A Succubus' Kiss (f-locked?)

2006-04-21 / Come On Now, Bring It On by trollprincess

Curses!

(Made Us Do It)

2006-03-15 / Devil Driven by writings-from (curse!fic)

2006-04-06 / Curses Foiled by vodou-blue (curse!fic)

2006-04-14 / Crystal Blue Persuasion by wrenscribbles (also wing!fic)

2006-07-04 / Be Good by sanyin (curse!fic)

2006-09-28 / El Camino Real (The King's Highway) by angstslashhope

Psychic-Powers-Are-For-Porn

2005-02-24 / I'm Not Touching You (And Other Annoying Games Little Brothers Play) by trollprincess

2006-06-20 / Open Secrets 1 2 3 by meadowmines by meadowmines

2006-07-31 / There the Crevasse by monkiedude

Mystical Forces Made Us Do It

2005-10-30 / Factum Amoris by scribblinlenore

2005-12-01 / Mask of the Hart by olivia-notebook

2005-12-17 / Jericho, Inner Spaces, Taking Over Me by Aklani (angst, Dean/Sam-as-proxy-for-OMC)

2006-05-04 / Sacrifice by beren

Virgin!Dean

*criez*

2006-01-29 / The Rules Remain a Mystery by joyfulgirl41

2006-02-13 / Deep, Dark Sekrits by teh-no (gen)

2006-02-26 / Three First Times by anne-higgins

2006-04-07 / The Sorta-Virgin Sacrifice by anne-higgins

2006-04-18 / Virginity by neviditelny

Virgin!Sam

2006-02-03 / Maybe by raconter

2006-05-04 / Sacrifice by beren

Kink

Priest-Kink

Kyrie Eleison by ethrosdemon

2005-12-19 / rituale romanum I, rituale romanum II, the cure of souls, vespers, vade retro satana by traveller (AU)

Post-Nightmare (because they actually *did* it. The power of prayer, maybe?)

2006-02-08 / Keep Saying It, It Might Come True by trollprincess

2006-02-09 / Bless me, Father by castalie

2006-02-09 / Sin Deep by la-folle-allure (part 1)

2006-02-14 / Sleeping In Sodom by la-folle-allure (part 2)

2006-02-24 / Hey Jealousy by la-folle-allure (part 3)

2006-02-10 / Confessions in a Cheap Motel by dopplegl

[incomplete liek woah]

Rent Boy / Prostitution / Hustling

2005-10-17 / Story 3, in 5 Things that never happened to Dean Winchester by cccarioca (AU)

2005-12-01 / Shouldn't Ever Have to Be This Hard by strone-princess (only minor)

2005-12-09 / Room & Board by Maygra

2006-01-18 / Room & Board Interlude (part 1) 2) by la-folle-allure

2005-12-12 / Don't ask, Don't tell by winterlive

2005-12-22 / and they're turning us into monsters turning us into fire by theyscreamofyou

2006-01-15 / Turn to Face the Strange Changes by Paperbkryter

2006-01-31 / Halo (In Reverse) by poisontaster Rec

2006-03-30 / In The Water, I Am Beautiful by la-folle-allure

2006-04-05 / Illumination and Other Things That Go Bump In the Night by la-folle-allure

2006-04-05 / Born Every Minute by apetslife

2006-04-09 / When the Lights are Dim by lyssiebaby

2006-04-25 / This Apparatus Must Be Unearthed by la-folle-allure

2006-05-03 / Dean Winchester's Guide to Hitch-hiking by audrarose

2006-06-01 / Easy Money by wilwarin1

2006-07-22 / No Virtue Like It by derryderrydown

2006-08-06 / And Roads are Endless by laytoncolt

2006-09-16 / Beautiful Things by Ellipsis Black (D/S/OMC)

2006-10-01 / You Tasted All My Purity by Ellipsis Black

2006-10-22 / Now There's Nothing Left to Waste by Ellipsis Black (sequel to You Tasted All My Purity)

[incomplete liek woah]