Peen of Death
Have you forgotten the lifespan of your average hookup?
Sam Winchester's penis has been dubbed the "Peen of Death" due to the propensity for the women Sam has sex with to end up dead (although not from the actual act itself). It also spawned the fannish axiom "Sleep with Sam Winchester and die!" This is also the name of the Sam forum on Television Without Pity. The term was coined after Sam shot Madison in 2.17 Heart. Both Amy Pond and Sarah Blake, who were only kissed, prove any close proximity to the peen can be fatal. Even demons may fall victim to this phenomena &emdash; Meg, who assaulted Sam in 1.16 Shadow, died in 8.17 Goodbye Stranger and Lilith, who did the same in 3.16 No Rest For The Wicked, died in 4.22 Lucifer Rising. Ruby, who Sam slept with, also ended up dying in 4.22 Lucifer Rising.
In 6.13 Unforgiven, it is discovered that five women whom Sam slept with while soulless fell victim to an arachne and were turned.
In 15.14 Last Holiday, Dean lewdly suggests that Sam might have sex with Eileen Leahy and then delays calling his brother for help as it has been some time since Sam has had sex. It's unconfirmed if Sam had sex with Eileen or not, but he did return to the Bunker from his date quite late, and missing his tie.
In 15.18 Despair, Eileen was one of the first people to disappear when Chuck started wiping out the planet.
Sorry you had zero luck with the ladies.
The victims of the Peen of Death include:
Suzy: Sam, what brought you here to reclaim your virginity?
Sam: Well, I guess because every woman I've...ever... had relations with, uh...it...hasn't ended well.
Dean: [chuckling] He ain't lying
In fairness Sam has also had sex with a number of women who survived, for example the series of women he had sex with in Bristol, Rhode Island, in 6.13 Unforgiven were merely turned into arachne. The fate of his other known partners is unconfirmed, but it is assumed they are still alive; they include:
- Lori Sorenson (kissed)
- Dr. Cara Roberts
- Amelia Richardson
- Becky Rosen (kissed)
- Crystal (possibly) while Gary Frankel was in his body in 5.12 Swap Meat
- Lana (the sex worker in 6.03 The Third Man)
- Possibly Genevieve Padalecki (Sam may have slept with in 6.15 The French Mistake)
- Sparrow Jennings
- Piper - the waitress Sam hooks up with in the back of the Impala in 11.04 Baby
- Presumably also Sam's Blurry Wife
It is however also noted that any relationship with Sam can be deadly - as Mary and Rowena can attest to.
